chickensandwich:

cuntakinte:

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

Anonymous:
One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad